what if u needed glasses but u had no ears
but she has ears
but she’s prepared in case she loses them
plot twist: pizza guy wins the oscar for best male in a leading role
"What does the chef recommend?"
"Sir, this is a mcdonalds"
REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S
my weapon of choice during school yard fights
Do you ever feel so happy that you think nothing can bring you down then two minutes later you want to lie in your bed and never get out because you’re so sad…